I. |
Thou shalt have no other gods before the State. |
II. |
Thou shalt not make unto thee any Church building or any State document, which mentions the God of the Bible. |
III. |
Thou shalt not take the name of Charles Darwin in vain. |
IV. |
Remember the five weekdays of Public Education, to keep them holy. For the Church cannot overcome in one day what the Public Education system teaches in five days. |
V. |
Honor thy Mother Earth and thy Father Time, that your days may be spent without purpose in this life. |
VI. |
Thou shalt not kill anyone who is guilty of murder, but only those who are weak, unwanted, or hinder the greater good of humankind as determined by the State. |
VII. |
Thou shalt commit adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bestiality, and any other type of sexual perversion, which destroys the family as the foundation of society and gives tyrannical power to the State. |
VIII. |
Thou shalt steal the wages of thy neighbor by enacting new taxes, and then, redistribute these hard-earned wages to those whom you have enslaved through the welfare system. |
IX. |
Thou shalt not bear any witness against the Theory of Evolution. |
X. |
Thou shalt covet the blessings of a Christian nation, but deny the Providence of God who can alone grant such blessings. |